6 totally pointless optional extras for your car

Published: 24 December 2015

► Six of the strangest optional extras
► From supercar roofracks…
► … to smelly perfumes 

Ever been tempted by the further reaches of the optional extras catalogue? Be sure to give this lot a wide berth.

1) Ferrari FF wooden door handles

Carbonfibre is so passé... you want wood in your Ferrari, yes?

Seriously! The Ferrari website has a whole section dedicated to wooden options for your FF. It’s high-tech meets 1974 Humber Sceptre.

2) Koenigsegg roofbox

Roofbox by Thule, power by Koenigsegg

Made by Thule for the 1100bhp Agera R, the ‘Lightning’ roofbox can handle 186mph, in case you’re in a hurry to reach the static caravan park.  

3) Rolls-Royce leather cool bag

Chill out with Rolls-Royce

Phantom owners, you could go to Argos and buy a regular cool bag for £13.95, instead of buying the official Rolls accessory… for almost £4000. 

4) Ariel Atom windscreen

Ariel Atom... with added glass

Who doesn’t understand the Atom is about wild discomfort? Fitting a screen is like trekking through the Ecuadorian rainforest, and packing slippers and a onesie.

5) Audi RS6 tow bar

Audi RS6 now comes with towbar

Poor horse – bewildered by the 0-60mph sprint in just 3.9sec, it practically chokes on its hay when it reaches the 189mph top speed. CAR’s Ben Barry (above) does not condone cruelty to animals.

6) Mercedes-Benz interior fragrance

Perfume for your car - via Stuttgart

M-B’s ‘Air Balance’ is a pricey way to make your car smell like a minicab. Choose ‘Downtown Mood’ for a ‘transparent floralcy of jasmine and lilac over warm musk.’

By Mark Walton

Contributing editor, humorist, incurable enthusiast

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